Glossary

Knursing: Knitting while you nurse. Best done with sleeping, nursing babies who are not grabby. For safety, try to keep knursing to smallish items so no one is impaled. Socks work great here, as do mitts. If attempting to knurse with anything bigger, try using circulars.

Christmas Baking: Baking done prior to or during the Christmas season that no one is allowed to touch (or even think about) until a date predetermined by the baker. Touching said baking before the predetermined date will result in a well-deserved hand slap and potential silent treatment. Any attempts to argue with the baker will result in long, drawn out lecture explanation of nice things done for the family by intended recipients. ***Be warned, these explanations are already ready and well-rehearsed***